Friday, we got back from New Zealand. Let me tell you something, IT WAS SO AWESOME! A week away from filming was just what I needed…although I almost got trampled by a herd of moose.
It all started when we all got up really early in the morning and were out in the woods. Of course, I was the best hunter of them all, so I was in the lead, tracking and doing everything an important leader is supposed to do. Well, as I was explaining what a moose mating call sounds like, (which by the way, I did perfect) when Dom, Bills, and Orli, said they thought they saw something. I quickly rushed over to them, and they said to go see what it was. Because, well, I am/was the bravest out of all of them. So, anyway, I went over to where they said they saw something, and checked it out.
It was a moose! Our very first one, just lying on the grass. I was so excited and the guys seemed a little surprised. *Shrugs* Oh well. They told me to go over to it and use the “Moose Call” and maybe it will come to us. I said all right, and I started honking…or whatever you want to call it. Um, I think that was a bad idea…it wasn’t working because the moose didn’t even look up. I turned around, and noticed that the guys were gone.
Sighing, I started to walk back (they probably were all scared. Never send a woman to do a mans job) and I suddenly hear this loud noise. I turn around and see a very, large moose looking and me. I tried calling the guys, but they weren’t there. I started to back up, but the moose started to come closer, and that was it. I ran. Like a foolish coward! How stupid can I get? Of course, the big moose started to chase after me, and I ran, and ran, and ran, and ran and ran. I was out of breathe when I looked behind me and noticed the moose wasn’t chasing after me anymore. I sighed with relief then I heard this loud clumping noise. I turn around again, and what do I see? About ten or more moose chasing after me! I mean come on, why would moose chase after me? I didn’t do anything wrong. It was until later Orli told me that the moose that was lying down was the “queen” of the pack or whatever.
But yeah, at least I got some of my running exercise down, right? When we got home and what? 10:00 or something in the morning, all day I slept. It was nice. Then Hannah called (again) saying that she might come and visit. Really, the only reason why she wants to visit it because I’m friend with Orlando Bloom! *Girly shriek* No…I’ll kill that stupid elf. I will. *Shakes fist* Okay, fingers are about to fall off with all this typing and clicking. I think I’ll go laze in the hot tub. Sounds good…